rina_dives: Tektek avatar (First Rina)
2014-03-08 10:31 am
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Remind me why I wanted to partner with Randa?

I just finished typing up our most recent (as in, our first!) mission report and I can feel that headache coming back.

Why do I have a headache in the first place?

Randa hit me over the head with her freaking steel yo-yo, that's why.

I mean, yeah, I was kind of flipping out over something our Sue did, but was knocking me out really necessary? Ugh. I could use some Bleeprin right now. I've heard that stuff is like magic here.

...okay, now I'm really mad.

One task. ONE. TASK. I only asked Randa to pick up some Bleeprin while I was hammering out contract details with the SO and she got lost in the hallways. It's lucky I ran into her on my way back to the RC, because she forgot you weren't supposed to think about your destination.

I guess the Bleeprin will have to wait.
rina_dives: Tektek avatar (First Rina)
2014-03-05 08:55 pm
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A funny thing happened this morning.

I never thought anything like this was possible, but oh man, was I wrong.

I had just finished getting dressed for school when the most unexpected thing happened: a hole opened up in the middle of my bedroom right below me and I fell in, only to find myself in the middle of a cafeteria that looked like its inhabitants stepped out of the Mos Eisley Cantina (funnily enough, it turns out a few of them actually did).

It was pretty terrifying/ awe-inducing when an Andalite of all things stepped forward. He introduced himself as Ilraen-Aroline-Fothergill and told me I was in a place called the Protectors of the Plot Continuum Headquarters. Normally, I'm not the kind of person who goes around fainting, but I'll admit, I kind of passed out at that point.

I woke up in what looked like a hospital (Medical) and the guy in charge, Doctor Fitzgerald, told me I'd just experienced temporal-spatial displacement nausea. It's apparently something pretty common for newcomers. After Doc made sure I wasn't experiencing any after-effects, he told me I could go home, but I asked him if there was anything I could do to stay. I mean, an actual Andalite in the cafeteria? Surely there was more stuff to see!

Doc seemed a little hesitant, but he said the PPC could always use more agents. Agents for what?

Almost anything you can think of. There are agents who kill things called Mary-Sues, agents who exorcise something called 'slash demons', agents who fix geographical mistakes, agents who separate poorly-crossed continuums- and they all serve to protect the multiverse.

That's right- THE multiverse. All those stories, movies, tv shows, and video games are all real inside their own universes, but badfic authors like to screw with the worlds, requiring PPC agents to go in and set things right.

I'll admit, I've written some fanfiction before, and while it's not the best, I did try to keep things as close to canon as possible when I was writing. Thank god, because I'd hate to be one of those people who helped ruin the continuum of Harry Potter.

Apparently the DMS (Department of Mary Sues) is always in need of more agents, so I immediately volunteered. Doc sent me to see the head of Personnel, a giant telepathic daisy named the Marquis de Sod. Honestly, I'm not weirded out by anything at this point, which is good, considering that my new boss is another telepathic plant named the Sunflower Official.

Since time flows differently in HQ, I should be able to get home at the same time I left, so I'm not worried about mom and dad freaking out over me suddenly going missing. I'm going to need some new clothes after too long, though... hmm...

Anyway, the Marquis got me set up in my current location, Response Center 3-Apple-14 (seriously, that has got to be the best RC number EVER) and gave me a 'flash patch' for the DMS. I don't know why it's a potted cactus- maybe a talking cactus was the original department head?

Tomorrow- or whatever the equivalent here is- I'm going to ask if I can have my friend Randa as my partner in Sue Slaying.

I got up this morning thinking I would have to take a math test. I'm going to sleep as a new protector of the multiverse. How cool is that?!